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Molokai has a
unique ambience. The customs and attitudes here are
different than anywhere else. The Molokai-Kine products
poke affectionate fun at everyday life on Molokai.
To make them more special,
these funny "observations" were written
by Molokai
comedians - specifically for Molokai. ("Kine" is a catch-all word that means
kind
or type.)
The sturdy laminated bookmarks come
in a set of 3 - sure to bring a smile to all
who receive them. The make thoughtful additions to
"snail-mail" cards and letters
or great stocking stuffers at Christmas.
The sayings were combined with the most
popular painting ever done of Kaunakakai
in the double-matted frame-ready print and
the laminated print.
The matted print fits a standard 11"x14"
frame.
The laminated print is 8"x10".
Any birthday deserves a chuckle or two - the Molokai-Kine
birthday card has funny sayings on the front and the
back of the large card that measures 5.5" x 8.5".
Difficult (if not impossible) to
find, the Molokai "Perfect" Husband is truly a rare
specimen. A great gift for Father's Day or his Birthday
- if he measures up! For the purpose of authenticity,
the list of attributes is written in "pidgen"
dailect.
King-size Magnet: Help your man aspire
to these fine qualities by posting this ample 5" x
7" magnet on the refrigerator (where he used to
find his beer).
Laminated Print: This 8.5" x 11"
laminated print is for those husbands who need a little
more inspiration.
"Molokai Perfect Husband" characteristics:
1. Favorite Saying, "Honey,
you're right!"
2. Nevah touches TV remote control.
3. Got job (can pay bills)
4. Tells everybody his wife is skinny
(nevah lies about anyt'ing else)
5. No wandering eye (or get black eye)
6. Hates watching sports (especially football)
7. Owns house (no need pay rent)
8. Does chores (no need ask)
9. Got boat (get fish)
10. Has plenty duct tape (can fix anyt'ing)
11. Nevah complains (no matter what)
12. Falls asleep on sofa at 8pm (no bodda' me!)